Saturday, January 9, 2016

A Corporate Story

Every day, a small πŸœ Ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately.
🐜 She produces a lot and she was happy.
The Chief, πŸ― a Tiger, was surprised to see that πŸœ the Ant was working without supervision.
🐯 He thought if the πŸœ Ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she had a supervisor!
So πŸ― he recruited a πŸ Bee who had extensive experience as πŸ‘·supervisor and who was famous for πŸ“ writing excellent reports.
The πŸ Bee’s first decision was to set up a πŸ”” clocking in attendance system.
🐝 He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and he recruited a πŸ‡Rabbit , who managed the archives and monitored  all phone calls.
🐯 The Tiger was delighted with the πŸ Bee's reports and asked him to produce πŸ“Š graphs to describe production rates and to analyse πŸ“‰ trends, so that he could use them for πŸ“ presentations at Board‘s meetings.
So the πŸ Bee had to buy a πŸ’» new computer and a Laser printer and recruited a πŸˆ Cat to manage the πŸŒ IT department.
The🐜 Ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time…!
🐯 The Tiger came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the πŸœ Ant worked.
The position was given to the πŸ’ Monkey, whose first decision was to buy an Air Conditioner and an ergonomic πŸ’Ί chair for his office.
The new person in charge, πŸ’ the Monkey, also needed a πŸ’» computer and a personal assistant , who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a πŸ“‘ Work and πŸ“ƒ 'Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan' …
The Department where the πŸœ Ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset...
It was at that time that the πŸ Bee convinced the boss, πŸ― the Tiger; of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment .
Having reviewed the charges for running the πŸœ Ant’s department , the πŸ―Tiger found out that the Production was much less than before.
So he recruited the πŸ€ Owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an audit and suggest solutions.
🐀 The Owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded...
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“ The Department is overstaffed ...”
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Guess who the πŸ― Tiger fires first?
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Of course, πŸœ the Ant.........,
"....because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude. "
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"The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or facts within the Corporation is pure coincidence only…"
This is really worth reading. I hope you enjoy it.

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